flamebroiler:

when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

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brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

houseofthegolem:

schrodingers-gunslinger:

please dont kill tiny jumping spiders they are harmless and adorable

they have no venom and will not hurt you 

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they even wear tiny droplets on their heads like hats to drink later

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 these arachnids are innocent little creatures and do not deserve a squishing

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

meloetta:

bruh-chan…

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor)